i was walking down the street in nyamata trying to remember the day's soccer lineup when i serendipitously noticed a blackboard with the times of each match ... so i thought. on closer examination i noticed that some of the normal world cup games had been changed. todays first match seems like an easy one for "portugar" because i heard that "moth korea" is having a bad year. im unfamiliar with the teams of the second match, "switzrland" beat spain earlier, but id put my money on "chir." the last game is sure to be a difficult one for honduras, i would advise them to wear shinguards cuz "pain" is coming for 90 minutes and they're angry.
after buffing up on today's match-ups i remembered i wanted to get my "hairs cut," luckily there were two "saloons" nearby the texas and new mexico. i would like to say to all you ladies tired of spending too much on haircuts, may i present rwanda.
you can get your haircut like tupac or beyonce, washed, ears cleaned, hair on your neck burned off, and styled with mousse to look real swell for 500Rwfrancs (<$1USD). they really like to clean your ears like 5 times even when you squeal like a girl. 
then you can have baby powder thrown in your face and dust off for no extra charge (or apparent reason).
but you come out looking like one of the three stooges (pick one)!!!!!!!
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